Move-in day is rolling up fast, orientation schedules are getting laminated, and you're staring at an empty closet wondering what to pack. If you're a Bad Friends fan, the answer is easy: throw in a few tees from the official store. They're comfortable enough for a 9 a.m. campus tour, but they also act as a detector for your people - the ones who get the Cheeze Wheel spin, the "Be Good to Each Other" sign-off, and Bobby's endless petty riffs.
Overview
College orientation is a blur of icebreakers, dorm tours, and awkward small talk. But when you're representing Bad Friends, your shirt does the heavy lifting before you even say a word. The podcast with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino has been building a community since 2019, and in 2026 it's still going strong - weekly episodes drop every Monday, and the fanbase keeps growing. That's why a Bad Friends tee is smarter than a "Hello My Name Is" sticker when you're trying to find your campus tribe.
This week, as campuses across the country kick off their 2026 orientation sessions, it's also the perfect time to snag something fresh. Whether you're a freshman trying to break the ice or a RA looking for a conversation starter, the merch does the work for you. Plus, with the Bad Friends Live tour heading to a city near you this fall, you might even meet a few new fans before the first lecture.
Details
You've got options - here's what's worth tossing in your duffel bag before you hit the road.
The Cheeze Wheel Tee
The Cheeze Wheel is the rotating plastic contraption that's been deciding the show's outcomes for years. It's the source of some of the podcast's most chaotic moments, and the tee that wears it is just as loud. It's cut from a soft cotton blend that feels worn-in from the first wear, and the graphic is printed with a crack-resistant finish that'll survive the laundry room. Perfect for a dorm hang or an outdoor orientation barbecue.
The Pettiness Club Hoodie
Bobby Lee's pettiness is a legendary thing - he's admitted to holding grudges over things that happened in the 80s. The Pettiness Club Hoodie is the unofficial uniform for anyone who owns that energy. It's a heavyweight fleece, perfect for those early morning walks to the cafeteria when the AC in the dorm is set to meat-locker cold. The club crest sits on the chest, and the back has a subtle call-out to the podcast's "Pettiness" intro song. Pair it with your favorite jeans and you're good to go.
The Be Good to Each Other Sweatshirt
Andrew Santino might be the exact opposite of Bobby's pettiness - he's always hammering home the importance of being decent. That message lands on this sweatshirt, which is lighter than the hoodie and easier to layer under a denim jacket. It's got a classic pullover look, with "Be Good to Each Other" printed in a university-style font. That calls back to the episode "Be Good to Each Other" from early on, and it's a reminder that even when you're navigating a roommate conflict, you can keep it chill.
The L.A. Boy Cap
Bobby's "L.A. Boy" bit is a fan favorite - his love-hate relationship with the city he lives in. This cap is a low-profile baseball cap with the "L.A. Boy" script embroidered on the front and the Bad Friends logo on the back. It's an easy add-on for those 8 a.m. lectures when you don't want to deal with your hair. The strap adjusts to fit, and the cotton twill is breathable for those warm campus tours.
Where to Buy
Everything you saw above lives under one roof: the official Bad Friends store. They stock new designs throughout the year, and right now they've got the full lineup of tees, hoodies, and accessories. If you're shopping for a freshman dorm and want to browse without getting overwhelmed, check out Bad Friends's merch collection to see every option sorted by category. To see every printed design and colorway across the store, explore the full collection. And if you're looking for something that's front and center right now, the Featured Product on the homepage is a solid starting point.
Orders ship from the US, and most items get to your dorm within a week. If you're moving into a place with a specific delivery window, it's worth ordering a few days ahead so you're not waiting on a package while your RA is doing introductions.
FAQ
What sizes are available for Bad Friends merch?
Most items run from size S to 2XL, with a few unisex pieces going up to 3XL. The size chart on each product page breaks down the measurements, so you can compare against your favorite shirt instead of guessing.
How should I wash my Bad Friends merch to keep it looking new?
Turn the item inside out before washing. Use cold water on a gentle cycle, then air dry or tumble dry on low. That helps prevent shrinkage and keeps the printed design from cracking or peeling.
Does the store offer a student discount?
There's no automatic student discount, but if you sign up for the newsletter on the homepage, you'll get a promo code for your first order. It's a good way to save a couple bucks before orientation.
How long does shipping take for a college address?
Orders are typically processed within 1 - 2 business days, and standard shipping takes 3 - 7 business days depending on your location. Campus mailrooms can add an extra day or two during peak move-in season, so factor that in.
Can I return or exchange my merch if it doesn't fit?
Yes, the store accepts returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items need to be unworn, unwashed, and have all original tags attached. That gives you some breathing room if the size runs different than you expected. - -
Ready to grab yours? Check out the Featured Product in the store.
